"When people knock on my door, I find its best not to answer it just in case it's a zombie. Even if I know you, because that doesn't mean you're not a zombie. In fact, you're probably the first one the Zombie Lord would send because I'd never expect it. But little did he know, I did. I miss you Aunt Nellie."
"I wonder why people are so afraid of sharks. I bet if you were to look deep into the heart of a shark they're probably a lot like dolphins. Dolphins with razor sharp teeth and an insatiable hunger for human flesh. Man, that is pretty scary."
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