"Being of Native American decent, I find it's important to know the history of my ancestors. I believe that with a heritage that runs that deep into our country's culture it is imperative that I know the background from whence I came. It's also so that I can find out which descendants of the white man to take revenge upon. If they end up being descendants from some of my other white ancestors, then I'll just call it even."
"I'm probably the most indecisive person I know, but I haven't decided yet. The best way to decide would be with a coin toss. Heads I'm indecisive or tails I'm indecisive? Oh for God's sakes, it's heads, dummy."
"I'm probably the biggest Bruce Lee fan you will ever meet. One time I even had sex with him. Well it was actually the reincarnated version of Bruce Lee in a hairy, slightly over-weight Moroccan man's body. I never knew Bruce Lee spoke French and smoked Parliament cigarettes."
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