"I think a miscarriage is God's way of saying, 'Nobody deserves a Mom like you.' But in a God-like, non-judgmental way."
"Pedophiles are like the snake charmers of children. Really Pedophile, you got that child to do what? I can't even get my nephew to eat broccoli."
"California is starting to remind me of this stripper I knew in Seattle. Always dipping her hands too deep into my pockets too. She was just so pretty and had so much to offer. Like doing the splits on your lap, full of wonders. She always needed just a little more before she was in the clear, but it never seemed to be enough. Also like California, she kept doing 'favors' for VIP's in the back room when she promised she would stop. Slut."
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