"I find it disturbing that someone who I know likes incest, also likes some of the same food as me. The problem is, now when I eat this food, all I taste is incest."
I find that incest goes down best with a lobster bisque. Lobster bisque and pop rocks- I always forget the pop rocks until I'm half done with the bisque :(
To me incest tastes like butterscotch. With a splash of ass juice and menstrual sauce thrown in. Wait, you know what? It only tastes like ass juice and menstrual sauce. Butterscotch? What the heck was I thinking?
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mitch cumstein
5/21/2011 05:55:40 pm
I feel like that whenever I have Mongolian barbeque .... I had a a creepy aunt that worked at ghangis Kahn in the food court
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Gloria Carpentieri
5/22/2011 01:05:51 am
This makes me wonder if by adding bacon to my burger or ordering a meat lovers pizza, I could be forcing an incestuous encounter. I will have to keep reminding myself that the cows are dead and that in the animal kingdom incest is okay. Or maybe I should just stop eating that crap.
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Gloria Carpentieri
5/22/2011 03:36:51 am
What a relief...I just found out that most places serve pork bacon, but I don't know if I'll ever be able to order a double patty burger ever again. You'll never know how many lives you have saved with this one joke. The American Heart Association will praise you but the beef industry will sue you. Remember Oprah?
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i heart gloria
5/22/2011 10:43:21 am
i think the name speaks for itself
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aaronJ
5/22/2011 12:27:26 pm
So apparently there is comfort food and I'm feeling un-comfortable around the Iifamily you got wieldly sexual with food....may I never know the difference, but if kung
pao vegetable Lo mein is one of the shared things...so help me gawd.
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