"My ex-boyfriend's Mom used to tell me that ladies don't cuss. To which I would reply, 'Well you have breast implants, dress like a whore, have sex with married men for money and think that the word 'incest' means 'allowance money from Daddy', so I'll just leave being a lady to you because that all sounds fucking disgusting to me. Now can you pass the fucking shit licker, ass mouth, cock sucker, mother fucking salt please?"
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