"The other day I borrowed my Aunt Sharon's blow dryer and she told me not to use the high setting because this was only to be used in high altitudes. I'm really glad she explained this to me because that must be why my hair is so frizzy. I thought it was because my Mom has been having an affair with a big black man who comes over when my father is at work, calls me 'little girl', makes me sit on his lap and call him 'Daddy'. Mystery solved, no worries."
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