"One time my friend told me about a bum squatting on his property that wouldn't leave, no matter what he tried. Then one day he went out and bought a giant dildo, came home and chased the bum with it, screaming, 'If you don't get off my property, I'm gonna fuck you with this and I'm gonna fuck you real good!' The bum ran away and never came back. Then one day I had a bum squatting on my property that wouldn't leave, so I did the same thing as my friend. It didn't work. That bum has been living on my property for two years. Just waiting everyday, for me to fuck him with that giant dildo."
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