Confidence Builder

5/5/2011

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"If you find out your lover has been involved in incest, try to take it as a compliment. It's almost as good as turning a gay man straight. Because even though they will never truly love you and were probably thinking about their sister/a man the entire time, you were hot enough for that 15 minutes to suffice. Good for you, Hot Stuff."
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Marty Wombacher link
5/7/2011 05:30:17 am

I found out my lover had been involved in incest at the same moment I realized I was fucking my grandmother. Not a highlight of my life, I guarantee you!

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Stephanie Carpentieri link
5/21/2011 08:55:43 am

Now that's what I call a "Double Downer". "Double Downer" was previously what I called one of my favorite sexual positions, but then I learned it was already named the "69". Really confusing, since everybody knows, it was 7 who ate 9. Ohhhhhh maybe that's WHY 6 was afraid of 7! I get it now!

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