"Ladies, I've found that a great defense against a douche-bag when he's trying to talk to you is to interrupt him by poking his nose and saying, "Boop!" Because all that a douche-bag wants is for his bullshit to be taken seriously. This let's him know that you indeed do not. This works great in meetings with agents and can be used as a douche-bag detector of sorts. For example, if you were wrong about the guy being a douche-bag, you will probably get a laugh out of him. But most douche-bags will become extremely uncomfortable and upset. Like the time I tried it on that guy who's dog I had just accidentally run over. What a douche-bag."
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