Reincarnation

"Is it just me or does anyone else feel like they're wearing a disguise? Like I was a nerdy, teenage boy up in heaven and I got to pick which body I would reincarnate into. Duh, the hot chick. Because this would explain why I stay home, read comic books and masturbate all the time. This would also explain why my cat watches me, who I'm pretty sure is also a reincarnated, nerdy, teenage boy."