"When people call Cherokees 'Generokees' because of our fair features, I know they're probably just jealous, because our ancestors got to go on the 'Trail of Tears'. Sounds like a pretty awesome rock band, doesn't it? It wasn't. It was pretty much just a really long eviction from their land with lots and lots of abuse and rape. Which is how Cherokees became so fair or 'generic'. But don't go and try to start a band called 'Trail of Tears' now, because I call dibs."